Double Dragon
Book IXX, Part V, Chapter XXVI of Treygarian's Journeys
Recorded by Alison "Ali" Bee on January 3rd, 3016
Treygarian and his crew sat mournfully in the rotting remains of the town situated at the top of the island **Chasm**. The town which had once been perched above the great crevasse which gave the island its name was now almost swallowed up by dark pollutant goo. It was only a few moments ago that the dark evil goo had swallowed the crew's favorite shipmate and chronicler, Ali.
Bai's head hung low when she asked Treygarian "Who will write of our brave exploits and daring maneuvers now? How will we know that the drinks and love we've shared was real if no one can remember it?"
Treygarian didn't know how to answer the questions. He had been with Ali since his first adventure, (know to followers of this saga as Treygarian Spremeius and the Fated Fabric) and without her he was lost, like a ship without a captain; or a ship without a rudder; or a ship without a map and compass; or a ship without any oars or sails.
His light burning out, Legendary searched for a way to rectify the situations. "We must have some sort of funeral for Ali, something worth of her bravery and the significant impact she has had on our lives, since there is no way that we could simply continue on with our adventure after her passing as though nothing had happened. But I don't think even the largest funeral procession would be enough for the grave her death has dug in our hearts."
Upon hearing his comrade's speech, Zazu! had a plan. He quickly shared the details with the crew, after which they all lined up at the edge of the cliff Chasm was perched upon.
"Ready? GO!" Treygarian yelled and started sprinting with the crew toward the edge of the cliff. At the same time Arrano flew in the sky with a flaming arrow notched in his bow. In one eye was the sorrow for the passing of a friend, but it was with the other eye which burned with a fiery passion for vengeance that he aimed and fired his missile.
When the fire touched the goop it spread like smooth peanut butter through Chasm, quickly causing the largest explosion ever seen on Nadjas (which, as we all know, is the name of the planet where this story takes place). At the same exact moment our heroes jumped, causing the explosion to push them away just like in those super sweet moving pictures illusionist create. Unfortunately the super sweet action scene ended almost immediately as our heroes were enveloped in a dark evil purple bubble, unable to escape the grasp of the island of Chasm.
Chapter XXVII
As the smoke from the coolest-explosion-ever cleared, Treygarian's became visible, trapped in an iridescent opalescent fluorescent almost crescent effervescent orb, controlled by an adolescent prepubescent makes you need anti-depressants because of their incessant incandescents dragon.
"My name is Chasm, Evil Lady of the Oceans!" the beast said slightly too loud in a voice only a mother could love. "And YOU will be my dutiful servants!"
"I would never work for an evil mistress of darkness who was responsible for covering the oceans in black goo and who also ended all of her sentences in exclamation points." Bai said just calmly enough to earn a period.
"I am also a force for good, and so would never be convinced to do evil for you." Legendary added on.
"Hahaha, you may not want to, but you shall be bent to my will!" Chasm exclaimed again, unable to use her inside voice, before using her magics on the crew. The evil glowing colors of creepy deep sea creatures washed over our heroes, hypnotizing their brains.
"If only there were one of you intelligence enough to resist my powers! Perhaps one who spent time writing important and well composed stories! Alas, no such person exists, and so I have complete control over the greatest and most beautiful hero in the land, Treygarian Spremeius!"
On any other day, Treygarian would have been able to resist the deep sea hypnosis of Chasm, but the sadness of loosing his closest friend and companion Ali left him in such a state that the rainbow jellyfish like glow turned his heart to evil.
"We must convince everyone that Khyros is responsible for the black goo, and then hunt him down and kill him," the now transformed Nega-Treygarian stated.
"Yes, I agree. We should do it without any fun tricks or shenanigans. I also hope I don't see a ghost." Zazu! said, their mind clearly muddled.
Arrano's eye of vengeance which once held fire for the murderers of his family turned instead towards Khyros, his heart now filled with a desire to kill the innocent black dragon.
"Good! Good!" Chasm screamed, "Now go to my servant in Atlantis, Prince Meridian the Centrist and claim a ship worthy of your battle against my dragon brother!"
Chapter IIXXX
The (now evil and mind controlled) crew walked into Atlantis' thrown room just in time to hear **Prince Meridian the Centrist** make his decree on the anti-apartheid protests present in Atlantis.
"Racism may be bad, but that's why I can't support your statement that 'Human lives Matter,' and must instead say 'All lives Matter.' Now that we have this cleared up please leave my thrown room you filthy humans, and make sure not to dirty the place up."
"Now who are you creatures?" Meridian said as he turned towards the crew.
"We are agents of the great Chasm of the Sea, and are here to request aid in our battle against the dread Khyros of the void." Bai piped up.
"I know Chasm, Evil Lady of the Oceans, and Khyros the Nice Sweet Boy, and it is clear that you have been brainwashed by Chasm into thinking she is good while Khyros is evil. Normally this would mean I would refuse to help you, but Khyros is large, black, and scary, so I guess I have no choice but to aid you. Please take the Whale Ship, the dopest shit we own even though we can't use it because it goes in the sky and we live underwater."
The charmed party said their thanks and hopped on their new flying ship, eager to spread their lies and misinformation as agents of Chasm.
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